Nov 9, 2012

Need a laugh? I got your back!

Go ahead and laugh....
  • My blog is titled Newlywed Giggles, but I don't think I am  a newlywed anymore considering me and the hubs will be celebrating 4 years of marriage this month!!!!
  • I am terrified of bringing an actual human into this world and being responsible for it.  Like WHOA. That's like a human. A human who will bear our name.  There goes my reputation. I am pretty sure this is why we don't have kids yet. You're welcome.
  • I laugh like the Tickle Me Elmo doll. No joke. Truth. Yes, feel bad for me. I feel bad for myself, so you might as well.
  • I am from Jersey as well.... and yes, I do fist pump sometimes. No, I do not tan or go tanning or am the color of Doritos. But I LOVE watching The Jersey Shore. Entertainment at its best!
  • I use the following words at least 100 times a day: womp womp, oh snap, boom snaps
  • I believe that every guy who wears white sunglasses is automatically a douche.  Sorry, but it just looks ridiculous
  • I am not funny, just corny and retarded. 
I hope you got some giggles out of the above.  That is my goal in life, to make people laugh.  You burn calories when you do!  Maybe I should re-read all my posts because I need to burn a lot of calories. Anyways, you guys are awesome if you made it to the end of the post.  Congratulations to you!


~*~Mrs. Newlywed Giggles~*~


Julann said...

Having kids is awesome, it took me eight years with my ex before we had our first. Enjoy life before, they really screw up the fun when they show up.

KT said...

LMAO white sunglasses! Or how about those weird Kanye West sunglasses w/ the slits in them? That's so 80s. Leave it there please LOL!

reccewife said...

haha, I'm so old, I have no idea what womp womp or boom snaps would even mean! :)

Jen said...

bahahaha I agree about the white sunglasses. I have seen a few guys walking around lately wearing them, I want to punch them in the face.

Nikki said...

white sunglasses = duche amen!

lil desiqua said...

Did you see Jersey Shore last night? I can't stand Mike and no idea how Paula does- he is such a D-bag!

BOOM SNAPS! Have a great weekend!