I will take your teeth out if you break up with me!!!

Holy poo, did you hear about the Polish woman who pulled out her ex-boyfriend's teeth out of revenge????

If not, you must read it here. Or just google it because the whole world is talking about.
My favorite sentences from the news article:

•  according to remarks given to the Austrian Times, "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out,"
• "I didn't have any reason to doubt her, I mean, I thought she was a professional," he said.

So, lesson learned.... if you break up with someone because you left them for another woman, don't go back to them for services.  You might just walk out with no teeth.

~*~Mrs. Newlywed Giggles~*~