Apr 25, 2012

Wife fail at Target

Yesterday, the hubs and I stopped at Target to just walk around.  We usually do this and ALWAYS come out with stuff.

As we were perusing the aisles, we stumbled upon the kitchen aisles.  That's when I remembered I needed a meat tenderizer.  Passing I say:

Mrs. "OOOHH OOO  OHHH AHHH, I need a meat pounder"
:::: I realize what I said aloud and how it sounded, and immediately get a case of the giggles::::
:::: I continue to whisper "meat pounder" while walking behind my husband and cracking up to myself::::

- if you don't get it, bless your heart

Mr. "It should be over here.... I see them from here"

Mrs: "Oh, there's the wall of utensils" :::: I am now looking up and down and sideways for meat tenderizer:::::

Mr. "I see one from all the way over here (:::he is two aisles away!:::).  $12.99"

Mrs.  "Where do you see that?!?!!?!  I don't see it." ::::feverishly looking for the meat tenderizer and can not find it.  The hubs is ignoring me at this point as I am yapping 'where do you see that?!?!!?'"

So, I do what any wife would do.  Walk away and get completely distracted by the cutest ice tea pitcher ever!  And also, a coffee mug that I really want and NEED. 

Within 30 seconds of being in front of the WALL of utensils, hubs finds 4 meat tenderizers.

I turned and looked at him like he was crazy.  As he shakes his head at me, I say "good job babe." 
Wife - FAIL

But, check out the coffee mug that got my attention

I bought that coffee mug and used it this morning.  It so far works well!

And to end with super duper cuteness, check out Sadie who took a nap this morning before I left for work. 

Her eyes are shut close and her one ear is flopped back.  Her face here reminds me when she was 4 months old when we first got her.

My baby girl... LOVE.

And I TOTALLY got the ice tea pitcher.  Shame on me for not taking a pic of it! But it is super duper cute!

~*~Mrs. Newlywed Giggles~*~


Linds said...

I do this all the time, but it is in reverse. Hubs is always looking and while he is looking I distract him and fill the cart with "necessities!" It's a skill hehe!

Unknown said...

Ha-ha I love this. I am so easily distracted, especially in stores like Target.

I need a meat tenderizer....that's what she said.