Mar 30, 2010

Be Afraid. Be VERY Afraid.

Today is one of those days!

 Yeah, don't mess with me.  

 That's not the only thing that is making me even more pissy today.  Check out the below!

All that rain is surrounding where we live.  And it does NOT make me happy.  That big red dot is where I'm located.  Notice the greenish yellowish color all AROUND ME!!!!  Walking 10 NYC blocks to work when it's super windy and I'm outside wrestling with the stupid umbrella to not break on me is not fun either!  I got to work soaked, and I've been here for about two hours and my jeans are still a bit wet.  Weather... FAIL!

Talking about umbrellas, I came across this when searching for pictures showing umbrellas turned inside out on Google images. 

Yeah, that's an umbrella.  They call it the new fashionable umbrellas.  It's a hands free umbrella.  And it's not suppose to flip over in windy rainy weather, like today.  Interesting no?

Do you know what's going to make me feel better today?  If someone so kindly drops these two packages off at my desk and let me eat them all by myself and not share with anyone because I am the only one who deserves it.  Yeah, I said it.  So who wants to send me the following?

As I promised on my facebook status, whoever gets these babies on my desk before the end of the day, I promise not to put you in line of fire with my wrath and pissy attitude today. I pinky promise you!

Days like today is when I wish I was a boy.  SERIOUSLY. 


Salt said...

I'm located just a bit south of you, but we have been stuck with a bunch of crap weather also. I feel your pain.

Marshmallow peeps would definitely make my day better.

Just found your blog. Loves it. I'm a new follower. :)

Hillary said...

That crazy umbrella thing was on an episode of Shark Tank! I can't remember if they backed the guy or not, but he definitely came on and showed them off! They're so goofy looking but I'm sure they work wonders!

Katrina said...

I saw that umbrella on shark tank too. =)

it is snowing here... after over a week of 70+ degree weather. Oh, and we've been having hurricane force winds. bleh.

Hope someone brings you candy! I love peeps!

Jen said...

Just found your blog; you make me laugh girl! You have a new follower :)
I saw that umbrella on that show Shark Tank

Unknown said...

Cool umbrella yes, but yesterday that rain was coming down sideways! Unless Miss White Chanel suit there was wearing a full body armor version, she still got wet yesterday. I see the sun out today in NJ! 'Bout time!