This is an announcement to EVERYONE:
Don't judge me because I walk in the rain with an umbrella that is HUGE. Just because I'm a five foot tall petite girl, doesn't mean I like to get wet when walking around with a small umbrella. I don't enjoy being soaked when it's raining.
Just because you look like the picture below walking around with an umbrella that is the size of a child's umbrella is NOT my fault.
You're wet and I'm not since I'm walking around with my picnic table umbrella.
Don't be jealous!
The joys of a rainy day...