Fall Asleep....
As you know I have personally witnessed head snapping with a guy who I shared an office with when he worked here. The worst is when the snoring started to get really loud.
Clip your toe nails....
Because that's just gross
Gossip...
We all do it, but just be weary that it will come back to you and bite you in the ass.
Twist co worker's words...
Nothing more I hate than when I say something to one person and they twist my words to someone else. In the end, you look like an idiot because guess what, the person will always come back to me and ask what I said. And that is how you find out number five below.
Trust everyone...
Let's face it, there are some shady ass people who get all crazy when it comes to work. Don't go around telling everyone your professional status of potential opportunities because they may get jealous. Which may cause them to sabotage your success.
Be an underachiever...
I dont' know about you, but I'd rather be known as an overachiever than an underachiever because over achievers are usually remembered for when new opportunities come up. Plus, it makes you feel good about yourself.
Complain all the time...
There are good days and then there are bad days. On those bad days, you can complain.... but for the love of God, don't complain every damn day. It's annoying. Take the energy you are using to complain and put it towards finding a job you like.
Paint your nails...
I get it, you want to look all pretty but the smell of nail polish is pretty strong and can be distracting.
Be bossy to someone who you are NOT the boss of...
Just get off your high horse now and settle down. With that attitude, no one is going to like you. Fact.
So, are there any points you would like to add about things you should NOT do at work? Also, any super weird or funny stories that you have encountered during your career???
and happy Hump Day!
