Jan 15, 2014

Married People vs. Single People

The competition that people don't think they are competing in, but they are.

MARRIED PEOPLE VS. SINGLE PEOPLE

I took one look at my Facebook feed the other day and BAM... this blog post idea came racing through my brain.  It is amazing how life is so different for married people and single people.  I feel like the married world is far far far far away from the single world.  So I wondered who wins in this situation.  Is it better to live the single life or better to live the married life?  What if both suck major balls?  What if both are the best things ever?   Well, let's have a look at how some people may view this competition.  Place your bets people, this is going to be a good one.

Let the games begin....

Married People (MP) vs. Single People (SP)

On Vacations...
MP: Books trip to All Inclusive resort and goes snorkeling.
SP: Books trip to Cancun and goes on booze cruise everyday (unlimited alcohol for a small fee, duh!)
On Thursday nights...
MP: "Can't wait to watch that new HGTV show that premieres tonight!"
SP: "Meet you at the bar at 11pm!!!" 
On home...
MP: Owns 3 bedroom house with backyard in a good school system town
SP: Owns overpriced condo overlooking the city skyline
On cars...
MP: Owns a minivan/SUV (um, it has a table for kids to play cards, winning!)
SP: Owns a sports car (two seater bitches!)
On alcohol...
MP: Has 2 glasses of wine (BUZZED)
SP: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY SHOTS SHOTS
On work...
MP: Organizes team building events
SP: Organizes all the happy hour events
 On children...
MP: They are pregnant with their second child. 
SP: Bought the sports car because it's a two seater.  No car seat allowed.  
On weddings...
MP: Needs to find a babysitter.
SP: Needs to find a hot date for their plus 1. (they will probably have amazing sex that night too)
On shopping...
MP: Goes to the supermarket. (It's white asparagus season!!!!)
SP: Goes to Forever21 (the shorter the skirt the better for the club!)

So, who do you think wins?

Stay tuned this week for.....  Couples vs. Couples w/kids!!!!!


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

13 comments:

Nikki said...

BAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS!

Britt said...

Oh this is awesome. Is it bad that I still do shots? I mean, its the same alcohol and you don't have to carry anything soooo..

MarlaJan said...

Hysterical! Although, I'm married, and about 90% of those don't apply to me! But yes, my FB feed is innundated with those types of posts!

Ashley a.k.a. Sweaty Girl said...

My single life is nothing like what you've described... LOL. My life is more aligned to the married couple.

On Vacations...

I've never been on a vacation but I would choose the Tennessee Mountains with girlfriends. Drinking would probably be involved but not extreme.

On Thursday nights...

Gym with trainer and then home to clean. Lame.

On home...

I won a three bed, bath and a half... and its just me. In a crappy neighborhood.

On cars...

Rocking a minimalist sedan.

On alcohol...

Rarely ever drink.

On work...

Workaholic.

On children...

No kiddos for me.

On weddings...

I usually go alone. LOL.

On shopping...

Just the basics.

Conclusion... I'm lame.

Jules said...

This is awesome! How about single person with kids..... I kinda fall in both!

Michael said...

This is hysterical and awesome! Even though I'm not married I definitely have more MP traits :)

Julie said...

Hey now, we're the married couple booking the Cancun booze cruise ;)

I think we're more social than some of our single people so that makes us kinda single when hanging with them.

Mary Long said...

I'll take married over single any day! LOL

Jen said...

Haha I love this! I'll take being married over single any day. My husband is my best friend and he is pretty cool. ;)

vanillahousewife.com said...

Hahahah Love this! I was single once but I didn't own a sports car LOL

Ashley said...

Haha this is too funny. I think I prefer the married life though.

Kathy @ Vodka and Soda said...

haha this is brilliant! and it's so true.

-kathy
Vodka and Soda

lil desiqua said...

Hahaha great observations! Though I definitely fall into the MP category even though I'm not married. Probably because almost allll of my friends are married and/or with kids!