Jan 29, 2014

I confess.....

Joining Vodka and Soda for Humpday confessions because my brain is shot and it's much easier to write in bullet points.  And also because her button has great eye candy too.  Just keep staring and pretend he's yours.


  • Our office mate who use to nap all the time at his desk is no longer here because he found a new job.  These past two weeks I have not had to use my headphones (both of them) because it's been so quiet in here with the two other people I share an office with.  It's been glorious and I am so happy Mr. Nappy aka Douchebag is gone.  Good riddens.  I secretly hope he also gets caught at his new job sleeping and get fired.  
  • I made a banging steak last night for dinner.  So banging that I don't think I took a breath while shoving it down my throat.  Classy girl right here.  I confess I am a damn good cook (NOTHING FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY,  HUSBAND!)
  • This morning it was about 10 degrees when I left for work and Mother Nature decided to dump an inch of snow out of nowhere so I had to clean my car off.  Which would have been fine if I was wearing pants.  Now wait a minute, get your mind out of the gutter.  I had a short dress on, with NO TIGHTS.. because tights are for old people.  So my legs were numb for a good hour after.  I confess I was not wearing pants so again, get your mind out of the gutter.  
  • Work has been crazy busy.  But a good busy since my manager has given me A LOT more responsibilities. I truly am one of them now and not just their temporary contract worker who does the leftover easy shit.  Feels good to have the recognition that I'm doing a good job. But because work has been crazy I have been slacking off on my blog here.  I'll be changing that real soon. 
  • I have been an emotional wreck this week and a raging bitch at times.  I confess that sometimes I would rather be a man as to not deal with Aunt Flo. Stupid bitch. 
  • I really want to punch people who throw their problems in the air just waiting for anyone to come by and pity them.  Why do some people think it's OK to tell a person EVERYTHING??!?!?!   Geez, if I am not your best friend, I don't really want to hear about every single dam problem in your life just so you can hear me say "oh that sucks."  NO. Shut your mouth before I punch you. 
  • I wish I was humping Ryan Gosling now.  
  • For the hubs: that bullet point before this one, just erase that from your memory. Kay thanks love you bye
  • This morning I used up the last of coffee that was made at work.  I totally didn't start a new pot either because I didn't want to.  Take that co-workers! 

What are y'all confessing to this hump day? 


Kathy@MoreCoffeeLessTalky said...

baahahahaah!! humping ryan gosling! i would have used an adam levine image but for some reason, everyone hates him!

thanks for linking up!! ryan also thanks you for the humps.

Vodka and Soda

Anonymous said...

I always feel bad when others share the weather they are getting. My hubs and I were just complaining about the "cold front" that came through and forced us to grab jackets today (we only got to 52 degrees!). But thankfully tomorrow will be in the 60s and we'll be back to the 70s by Friday. Word up. So yeah, sorry to hear about your blizzard conditions (not sorry).

Jen said...

Aunt Flo is such a hag! Ugh!

Frikken Duckie said...

Humping Ryan Gosling! Lol! And I love how you added the note to your husband after that!

♥ Duckie.

Monica L said...

haha I love this! I swear by tights even though I think they are the least sexy thing ever!

lil desiqua said...

Geez woman I don't know how you do it!! I haven't worn a skirt or dress once this season, and right now I'm wearing thermals under my work pants!! Can you tell I hate being cold??! And lol at your bullet to the hubs!

MarlaJan said...

I confess I'm drooling over Ryan Gosling. I've loved him since his Mickey Mouse Club days. YUM. Anywhooo... this steak you speak of. Do you have a recipe? Would you like to share? Also, you are very brave to go out in these freezing elements... oh helllll no! I sometimes consider taking a FB leave of absence bc I can't handle the shit people complain about. It just makes me bitter and angry.

Confessions of a Northern Belle said...

Ah I remember doing confessions on my blog! I miss it...

I can't stand when people tell you their life story. I have a neighbor who I've only met three times and I now know more about than I'd care to bc as soon as I say hello she starts blabbing away about her issues.

Unknown said...

Oh my gosh, you had me dying with this. Dying and wishing I was humping mister gosling.