The Gossip Queen
This person has such sensitive hearing she can hear Gossip three floors down. She is the first one who jumps out of her seat and is spreading the news around to her gossiper friends. She will always say she won't tell anyone, but don't fall for it. While talking to you she has probably already secretly texted the info to another gossiper friend who is gathering everyone in the lunchroom to talk about the secret.
This jerk doesn't do shit and gets paid more to not do shit while you take of his shit and your own shit. He comes in late and always happens to leave early. He takes a gazillion vacations and is always too busy to help you with something.
The Chit Chatter
This person has told you the same story about his cat who passed away when he was five because the cat got in a fight with a raccoon. He talks and talks and talks as if he isn't there to do a job because clearly we all have two hours to kill during the workday.
The douche is just that. The biggest turd ever who thinks he is Donald Trump. Enough said.
The Old Timer
The guy who has been at the job for 37 years and refuses to use Microsoft Word to create a document. He insists on using a typewriter and has no idea what Google is.
The guy who makes a plan every day to be at every corner you turn. He has your schedule down pack that he knows when you are going to get coffee, take lunch and even take a bathroom break. He is always conveniently in your path and just has to stop and say hi.
The Brown Noser
The one who makes the rest of us look bad because she knows everything and does everything perfect every time. You just want to punch her in the face.
The Mister Inappropriate
The guy who stares at your boobs when you talk. He also makes the most inappropriate jokes that are part of the sexual harassment policy but clearly he hasn't read it.
Would you like to add any more types? Who do you hate the most?