Drinking my 30s away and the Pictures Prove It! No Shame Here!

The 30th birthday party where I was drinking enough to forget that I was even in my 30s.

Oh please, I damn well knew I was in  my 30s but hell I did not let that stop me. Clearly.

First let's relish in the fact that I got rid of the crap blonde, brown, ombre look I had with my hair after not retouching it for months.  Instead, I welcome this new hair do which is actually pretty close to my natural hair color which people haven't seen for a VERY long time.

Then I finally jumped on the blogger bandwagon and tried Angry Orchard beer.  Holy freaking moly was it good!  We also have about 3 bottles left and I want to crack it open, but then I want to save it.... for when??? I have no effin clue.

Then sis-in-crime brought over this baby and started making me a cocktail that was DELISH.  Hello ginger come into my tummy.

Me and sissy are just plain awesome.  Enough said.  And yes, you should be jealous of us.

Sis-in-crime and I... also the girl who brought me that ginger alcohol.  I love her like a fat kid loves cake.

I'M DRUNK AND IT'S MY 30TH BIRTHDAY AND I DON'T FEEL DIFFERENT AT ALL... AHHHH... EVERYONE COME SCREAM WITH ME.

Best. Cake. Ever.  Dominican cake was up in my house and you have no idea that I can actually probably sit there and eat the 1 pound cake by myself if you really let me.  And shut your mouth about calories and that's a fatty thing to do... you know who you are.  Shut it. It's a freaking joke. Calm your ass down.

I'm 30!!!!!!

Making a wish before I blow out my candles.

BOOZY mini red velvet cupcakes from All Kinds of Whoopie.  HOLY FREAKING GOODNESS IN MY MOUTH.  And they have booze in them which is a super plus!

My brother and sister from another mother. LOVE THESE TWO TO DEATH. They get me, they always do and they never judge me.

I'm so loved. My friends and family are awesome.

To all those who came to the party to celebrate such a momentous and joyous occasion, THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.  I love you guys so much and you all truly made my night special.  You showed up and showed me that I can always count on you.  I am so grateful to have friends and family like you in my life.

And on ANOTHER note, I was drunk and woke up with no hangover the next day!!! How you ask?  Well, I chugged about 3 bottles of gatorade and 3 glasses of water right before I went to bed.  I also did get up about 5 times to pee but it was totally worth it to feel like a human the next morning.

Kenya = 1; 30th Birthday = 0.

IN YOUR FACE 30'S!