Mar 28, 2013

Shitty day with smooshed boobs

First, how awesome is that title?

Well, yesterday was pure shitty day.  Like major shitty day.  Remember that job that I have had 8 interviews for and REALLY wanted to get...well, I didn't get it.

cue: tears

It sucks. I am unhappy.  I made it to the top 2. He said it was a tough decision because we both were great. Well, guess the other person was GREATER than me.

I am sad. I cried. I was angry. I am just _______.   I don't know. I tried really hard to not get excited about this job... but it was hard after 3 months of talking with them.  The work I put into the presentation down the tubes. The time spent preparing for each interview, down the tubes.  But it is what it is. Guess I just need to get over it.  But I am sorry, it's not as easy done as said.  But hell, onto the next opportunity.  Looking forward to what else is out there to challenge me.

What made yesterday a bit bearable was that I had a massage date with Nikki and Alexa today. Talk about perfect timing.  I got there ready for relaxation.  Boy did I get it.  My masseuse was great too. She applied the perfect pressure.

But let's talk about the not so great thing about getting a massage.  Let's start with the boob smooshing.  This of course applies to ladies who have big knockers like I do.  When you lay stomach down, I feel like my boobs are getting a mammogram.  No joke.  My full size C breasts turn into patties... then into thin pancakes when the masseuse starts to work on my back.  Why don't they have holes for boobs like they do for your face?  It's logical.  And would make us big knocker woman MUCH happier.  And the boobies I am sure would love the breathing room.

Maybe I should invent the next generation massage table... with holes for boobies.  They would probably sell  like hot cakes!  And then I can become rich and get free massages every day.

Hmmm.... I think I need to start planning this out.

For you NJ bloggers... check it out!!! We gave a month's notice so everyone can plan now! Block the day off and get ready to network with other NJ bloggers!

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12 comments:

TerriblyLovely said...

1) I'm SO sorry to hear about the job situation. That really sucks, but (cliche warning), that just means bigger and better things are ahead for you!
2)PLEASE design a new table (get it, bigger and better things?! lol). I have DD [implants] and it straight up HURTS to get a massage with those very talented hands pressing those puppies even further into the bed. It may be self-inflicted, but I feel your pain, sista!

Nikki said...

I dont have that boobie issue! SUCKA!

My Moms a Whack Job said...

I am so sorry about the job. Their lose! Maybe the other person will suck balls and they will realize they made a HUGE mistake and call you back!

I totally get what you are saying, I never lay on my stomach. These DDD DO.NOT.LIKE.IT!

Charity said...

Aww I am so sorry about the job. Something better will come. Don't give up. I BOL about the boob smashing, could you really imagine boob holes in the massage table? Ha that would be a site to see. I just saw about the day for the meetup, I think this one may be plausible. I do not know what my may will be like but if I have nothing comes up I will make it & and take a trip to that IKEA since it'll be close to it.

Ashley from The Kitchen-Sink Chronicles said...

Their loss... your meant to land somewhere greater!

KT said...

Big old **HUGS** coming your way! You will find a job that's soooo much better than that one!

And I'm in for blogger meet up! If you need me to spread the word I will!

Love ya!

Britt said...

THAT SUCKS. I totally know how you feel...not 8 interviews know how you feel, but enough to know what it's like to be top 2 and not the person they chose. Keep your chin up, you will find something awesome!

Kathryn said...

So Sorry About The Job. That Sucks. Sorry I Am On My Phone And It's Capitalizing Everything.

Jen said...

Boo! They seriously missed out on a great person, definitely their loss. Hugs!

Monica said...

Im sorry you didnt get the job, maybe its a good thing as there might be something better out there! As for the boob smooshing that is the worst thing about getting a massage!

Shanny said...

I'm so sorry about the job & the boobs lol.

Big hugs. It freaking sucks for them to have missed out on your awesomness. Heads high, your real dream job is prepping for you ;)

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