Jun 16, 2012

She's my sistah wife

Hellllooooo.... welcome to another day on this earth!  So, I met Lindsey over at Sassy Ms. Ginger when I was scouring the bloggy world.  And it became an instant hit as we started the dating of blogging - commenting on our posts!  This chick is so awesome...and when I asked her to be a featured blogger, she replied back to her email with "Hey Sistah wife".  True Story.  She is awesome balls and her blog layout has purple in it. WIN as a bloggy friend since I love purple!
Let's get to know her a bit

Have you ever made out in a movie theater?

It's a wonder I wasn't preggers as a teenager! My buddies ran the theater so we got to preview all the movies, a good share of making out was done in them.....oh my wilder days.

Do you have an innie or outtie?
Innie.....am I the only person who thinks outties are weird?

Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
I CAN parallel park and if I am not driving my husbands truck I will do so, but that thing is a pain in the ass. But I haven't lived in a state that has parallel parking in a long time. We prefer to live in states that don't have paved roads, and if they do, those parking lines aren't necessary since your big ass truck can take up as many spots as you want.....cough Kansas, Georgia cough.....

Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
I actually had to consciously watch myself do this....but I am a scruncher, but that's probably because I am frantically trying to pee and wipe before the whole family descends on my throne and not just the dogs....crotch sniffers, we are classy in the Sass Household

Did you buy Girl Scout cookies this year?
Apparently the little shits are afraid of me, (I hope my trucker language isn't offensive....but yall should know me by now!) I haven't been asked to buy cookies in years, there aren't even children outside the walmart selling their souls to give them to me!

At which store would you like to max-out your credit card?
Target. They have a lock on my funds, we were pretty close at the furniture store though....or Starbucks? Gosh I would be obese but it would be fabulous because I would be so caffeinated!

Do you sing in the shower?
No, because showering in my house is like a covert mission and I am a spy. If I am lucky, I can get in and get out before anyone tries to join me or lick me clean.

What movie do you know every line to?
Easy A, truly the truest depiction of high school, yall should be afraid for your children. And Emma Stone is a hottie and I love her.

Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
No, I believe I would turn into a zombie and eat my way out....

Who inspires you?
My mamma, she rules at life, she is so patient and optimistic, which are probably the two things I should work on most.....

Make sure you check her blog out and leave her a comment! 
Thanks Lindsey for participating!

~*~Mrs. Newlywed Giggles~*~