I have no idea how I stumbled upon First Name Smith blog, but boy am I happy that I did. This chick just rocks. She will make you laugh A LOT. If you want to be friends quickly with her, just mention a box of wine, and BOOM, instant BFF.
So, for my featured bloggers, I asked them to answer a few fun questions to give you a snapshot of their personality. Enjoy!
Question: Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Only to Ryan Reynolds in my naughtiest fantasies.
Question: Do you have an innie or outtie?
Innie, but its more of an innie with a personality complex because parts of it want to be an outie. and after baby? pssh. sistah, I'm lucky that shit even went back as an innie in the first place.
Question: Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
I am an excellent parallel parker. Except for every time that i bump the car in front and in back of me.
Question: Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Scrunch. folding is for people with ADD. Oh look, a bird!
Question: Did you buy Girl Scout cookies this year?
Husband brings them home. one of the benefits of him being an elementary teacher. So many thin mints that it'll make your ass jiggle for a year
Question: At which store would you like to max-out your credit card?
I am all Target, all the time
Question: Do you sing in the shower?
The shower is literally the only time I have peace and quiet. two cats, a dog, a toddler and a husband? I'll take just the sound of falling water. No need to ruin the ambiance with my American idol reject voice.
Question: What movie do you know every line to?
Question: Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
No, thank God! I am terribly claustrophobic.
Question: Who inspires you?
My son. He gives me the strength to move on even in the toughest days. oh, and boxed wine. Mama needs her juice.
You better run on over to her blog NOW. You don't want to miss out.
Thanks Kristen for participating!
~*~Mrs. Newlywed Giggles~*~