Just read this article and HAD to share.
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Police to pick through poop to recover stolen diamond
3 hrs ago
Police are on stand-by waiting for a man to take what could be the most expensive dump in human history. A 52-year-old male is suspected of swallowing a $20,000 diamond during a visit to a jewelry store in Windsor, Ontario. The man had allegedly tried to pull the old switcheroo -- replacing the store jewel with a fake he had in his pocket -- but a store clerk quickly caught on to the ruse, recognizing the thief from a "wanted" poster. According to one of the cops on the case, the forensics unit will be responsible for locating the 1.7 karat gem, in what could only be described as a very crappy day at work.
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