She made a shit ton of noise.
Kept jumping off the bed.
Peed on the bedroom floor.
Then continued to whine.
All of the above at 3AM.
So the hubs gets up and I tell him she must have to go out. She already peed on the floor but maybe she drank a lot of water. So the hubs (huffing and puffing) gets up to take her out. I am still in bed praying that I will fall back to sleep. I look over to see the hubs brushing his hair. WAIT, what?!?! The hubs is brushing his hair before taking the dog out for a walk at THREE IN THE MORNING?
Something is definitely wrong with this picture. So, I look at him with my squinty eyes and half asleep and ask him "Why are you brushing your hair?" I asked that question about four times and he didn't answer me. I know that I wasn't dreaming, but I am pretty sure that with us being half asleep, none of us were functioning at 100%.
So, apparently the hubs felt that he might bump into someone at 3am while walking the dog. Guess it is always good to be prepared and look good.

2 comments:
Hahaha! That's hilarious! Men are silly :)
He's so GQ. LOL Love it!
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