It's 3am, the dog needs to go out, where's my hairbrush first?

This puppy of our that we love so much pissed us off royally early this morning.

She made a shit ton of noise.

Kept jumping off the bed.

Peed on the bedroom floor.

Then continued to whine.

All of the above at 3AM.

So the hubs gets up and I tell him she must have to go out.  She already peed on the floor but maybe she drank a lot of water.  So the hubs (huffing and puffing) gets up to take her out.  I am still in bed praying that I will fall back to sleep.  I look over to see the hubs brushing his hair.  WAIT, what?!?!  The hubs is brushing his hair before taking the dog out for a walk at THREE IN THE MORNING?

Something is definitely wrong with this picture.  So, I look at him with my squinty eyes and half asleep and ask him "Why are you brushing your hair?"  I asked that question about four times and he didn't answer me.  I know that I wasn't dreaming, but I am pretty sure that with us being half asleep, none of us were functioning at 100%.

So, apparently the hubs felt that he might bump into someone at 3am while walking the dog.  Guess it is always good to be prepared and look good.