Apr 9, 2010

I need a gas mask

This morning started out to be a good morning.  UNTIL, I boarded the train to come to work.  As a commuter, you always looks to sit next to people who seem like they don't:

  1. stink (as in I haven't taken a shower for the past two weeks stink)
  2. are talkative
  3. and won't preach to you about THEIR religion and try to force you to come to one of their meetings.
Today, I sat next to a guy who seemed like a normal person.  I sit down and continue to read my book.  About 30 seconds later, the foul smell hits me like a brick wall.  I almost threw up in my mouth!  Clearly this guy's tummy was NOT feeling good.  At this point, I can't move anywhere because the train is packed.  So I chant to myself in my head, "It'll pass, breathe out of your mouth, the smell will pass and you will not faint on the train."  Thankfully it passed pretty quickly.  

Now when your tummy isn't feeling good and you let out a lethal stink as this guy did, usually you are NOT done.  

A minute later, he lets out the mother of all nuclear farts.  I even think I saw the nuclear smoke comes from his ass. Seriously.  I almost died.  I held my breath for about 2 minutes hoping that by the time I breathed in again, the smell was gone.  Nope. It lingered in the train car.  I'm sure everyone else around me felt the pain in their noses from this nuclear fart this guy let out.  

I was able to move once we got to one of the junctions where majority of people get off.  So, I'm glad to say that I have lived through the nuclear fart and am here to make you giggle.  

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Unknown said...

Ewww! But hey, at least it wasn't your husband letting the bomb drop... like mine did this week while we were checking-out at a store. Nice. *lol*

Salt said...

There is absolutely no way that I could have made it through that with a straight face! GROSSSSS!!!

Drew's Mom said...

That is disgustingly hilarious... poor you! Have a great un-smelly weekend!

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