Dear Mrs. Newlywed Giggles,
Next time you leave the house wearing a skirt that FLOWS (like Marylin Monroe's famous white dress fiasco), check the weather!
Mrs. Newlywed Giggles who is wearing a skirt with a slit in the front which also tends to flow all ways (UP, DOWN, SIDEWAYS, LEFT, RIGHT) when it's 85 degrees outside with GUSTY WINDS ranging from 17mph to 27mph!
PS. You're welcome NYC if you got a chance to see my red underwear. AWESOME.