Nov 25, 2009

When the wife leaves the bed

When I leave the bed to get up in the morning to get ready, Mr. Newlywed Giggle's, still ASLEEP, somehow manages to TAKE OVER the bed by spreading out in the middle.

Sometimes I only get up to pee and when I come back, I have no place to sleep. I have nudge myself into his body and push him over, which results in grunting at me.

So, now if I know I am going to come back to the bed, I literally RUN (usually to pee) so I can be done faster and hope that by the time I get back to the bed, Mr. Newlywed Giggle's unconscious mind hasn't taken over the whole bed. 

With the running, I'm still late!

Does this happen to any of you????

3 comments:

Llama said...

HAHAHAHAAHAHA! THAT TOTALLY happens to me! It drives me crazy. My boyfriend always gets up later than me and I swear he can't wait for me to get up so he can sprawl right out. If i get up in the middle of the night he always inches over!

Kristin said...

I'm the one doing it! Ah ha ha. The poor hubs.

RenRexx said...

I do it jokingly and sprawl out when he takes too long to come to bed, but he's much stronger and just pulls me by my leg and moves me over to the other side. If I get out of bed to see him take over my side, I just push him over. i don't care if I wake him- he'll most likely drift right back to sleep anyway.