When I leave the bed to get up in the morning to get ready, Mr. Newlywed Giggle's, still ASLEEP, somehow manages to TAKE OVER the bed by spreading out in the middle.
Sometimes I only get up to pee and when I come back, I have no place to sleep. I have nudge myself into his body and push him over, which results in grunting at me.
So, now if I know I am going to come back to the bed, I literally RUN (usually to pee) so I can be done faster and hope that by the time I get back to the bed, Mr. Newlywed Giggle's unconscious mind hasn't taken over the whole bed.
With the running, I'm still late!
Does this happen to any of you????